Chief U.S. District Judge Fred Biery is known for injecting humor into his opinions and he’s also been at the center of controversy. This time, he was a bit risque in his ruling that exotic dancers in San Antonio must obey an ordinance that requires them to wear bikini tops.
“at least 17 double entendres” — go count ‘em yourself!
No one ever believes me when I say that reading decisions can be really fun, but when you realize that a distinguished jurist, appointed by the President and confirmed by the Senate got to hear testimony that lead him to write this sentence, I challenge you to not laugh your ass off “An ordinance dealing with semi-nude dancers has once again fallen on the Court’s lap.”
My husband just changed his profile pic on Facebook…
I really don’t think my stash is that bad
Winter was so long this year that it actually took me a moment to realize that the sound I was hearing outside was rain.
Remove all the space within the atoms making up the human body, and every person that’s ever lived would fit inside a baseball.