npr:
Chief U.S. District Judge Fred Biery is known for injecting humor into his opinions and he’s also been at the center of controversy. This time, he was a bit risque in his ruling that exotic dancers in San Antonio must obey an ordinance that requires them to wear bikini tops.
Judge Doubles Down On Double Entendres In Strip Club Case : The Two-Way
“at least 17 double entendres” — go count ‘em yourself!
No one ever believes me when I say that reading decisions can be really fun, but when you realize that a distinguished jurist, appointed by the President and confirmed by the Senate got to hear testimony that lead him to write this sentence, I challenge you to not laugh your ass off “An ordinance dealing with semi-nude dancers has once again fallen on the Court’s lap.”
Source: NPR
so i only wear this bra in the house because it’s too small
and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute
possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.
(via stitchesandhos)
Source: ho-ho-my-lad
My husband just changed his profile pic on Facebook…
I really don’t think my stash is that bad
All of the deaths in Hamlet and Macbeth. Spoiler: It’s a bloodbath!
Winter was so long this year that it actually took me a moment to realize that the sound I was hearing outside was rain.
Remove all the space within the atoms making up the human body, and every person that’s ever lived would fit inside a baseball.
















